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THUNDER,
SPOOKY MUSIC

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SHE SCREAMS

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Pie-eee-eee-eee!

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The fam of the hour

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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same

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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪

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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close

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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will

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♪ It's witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal

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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial

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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial

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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good

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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪

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'A floating fedora.

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'Is it just a hat in the deep end
or is it a clue?' Genius!

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"In the Nik Of Crime?"
Nikola Holmes is on to something!

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You only watch it
cos it's basic.

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The crimes are super easy to solve!

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The genius great-grandniece

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of the world's greatest detective
is not basic!

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YOU are basic!

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OK, listen,
we can't do the dinner party

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in the back yard
cos there's a storm coming,

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so help me set this room up.

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Hey! What are you doing?!

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Also, please don't do
anything Overlordy

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when River he gets here.

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I love parties.

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{\an8}It's just another opportunity
for me to brag about myself.

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{\an8}Ooh, and it's the perfect chance
to don my long formal cape!

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{\an8}Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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{\an8}So you're not helping.

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{\an8}No!
Great.

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OK, how are we looking?
So good!

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I REALLY want Jojo to be impressed!

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Oh, he will be, and that partnership
at work will be yours.

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You'll see.

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OK. And, hey, Nana Kirkland
always brings the delicious dessert.

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Actually, I told her
not to bring one this time.

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Do you think she'll still bring one?

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Not if she knows
what's good for her.

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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Oh, the storm's getting close.
Be right back.

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You know,
it's too bad Bebe's out of town.

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She usually loves
our dinner parties.

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I'm sure she's having fun
in Detroit.

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D'oh! Stay away.

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Now, I'm going out to run an errand
before the party.

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Don't even think
about touching the pie!

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Cos I'm...

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I wasn't doing anything!

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Quick quality check?

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Your mother made it,
so I'm positive it's perfect.

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Go help Willow set up.

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Fine.
Thank you.

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Are these name cards too much?

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I'm gonna look like
I'm trying too hard, aren't I?

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Oh, come on, Jim, calligraphy
can't be the answer to everything.

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Dad, chill, they're super cute.

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I will be back in one second,

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I'm just gonna change
before River gets here. OK.

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Hi!
Ooh, honey, let me help.

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Oh, no, I'm good.
Besides, Jojo's already here.

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Fantastic! Game time! All right.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Jo...

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Nana Kirkland?
Jim! Am I early?

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Oh, no, no! Right on time.
Good!

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Ooh, and so is my boss, apparently.

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Jojo Renault, meet our friend,
Nana Kirkland.

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How do you do?

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What a lovely suit.
Thank you. It's one of a kind.

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Yes. And so, so very...
stainable.

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Ooh, punch.
Oh! Allow me.

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Oh, no, no! I am on it.

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I can pour myself punch, Jim.
Should have served milk.

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TENSE SCORE

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TENSE SCORE BUILDS

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Mm. Fruity. Is that grenadine?

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Yup! Now, if you'll excuse me.

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I'm just going to check
on the colour of the food.

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DOORBELL

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Got it, I got the door!
I'll get it, don't worry.

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Bebe? Weaver said you were
in Detroit.

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Detroit? That's your story?

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You know how I feel
about that place.

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OK, well, you're welcome to join us
for dinner. I'm just waiting on...

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Hi, everyone!

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River, perfect timing!

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Entrance!
Quite.

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Wonderful to see every one.
River, Bo-Bo.

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Nana, you look lovely.
Oh, thank you!

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And you must be Jojo.
Nice to meet you...

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Verl.
I'm Flower's cousin from California.

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Since when do you go by "Verl,"
Todd?

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I thought his name was Greg.

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No, isn't it Mr Carbonbag?

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Yes!
AWKWARD CHUCKLE

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Greg-Verl-Todd Carbonbag.
It's a Swedish name.

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It means "fierce herring".
ALL LAUGH

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Oh! And please, pardon my mask,
I lost my nose as an infant.

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My mother was playing a game
of Who's Got Your Nose?

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And indeed, she had it.

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Ah! Hilarious!

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I love a good yarn.
LAUGHTER

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JOJO'S LAUGHTER ECHOES

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LAUGHTER

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No, you did not!
What else could I do?!

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He asked to see the briefs!
THEY LAUGH

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So, what delicious dessert
did your mother make for us today?

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OVERLORD STAMMERS
My cape!

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I'm fine! Weaver broke my fall.

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Though I should probably
change my cape.

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MECHANICAL SLURPING

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Done! I win!
HE LAUGHS

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You don't need to feel
obligated to finish that.

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TENSE MUSIC

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Ah, yes.
JIM EXHALES

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Dinner was delectable.

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Jim, Flower, kudos.

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River, after dessert,
do you wanna go for a walk?

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Um, I'm good here.

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Who is ready
for blueberry pie?

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Ooh, blueberry! My favourite.

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We know.

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Where is it? The pie is gone.

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RO-FL: Dun-dun-dunnnn!

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Gone?! What do you mean, "gone"?
Well, it was here!

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But who would steal a...

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Greg-Verl-Todd,

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can I speak to you
in the kitchen for a moment?

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Of course.

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Hold that for me.
Je m'excuse.

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Where is it?
I have been at the table,

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drinking my dinner
like everyone else.

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OK, this isn't funny, Overlord.

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Every time something goes wrong
in this house, I get blamed!

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Because it is always you!

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Maybe, but I admit it when it's me.

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I relish it!
HE CHUCKLES

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Besides,
everyone in there is a suspect.

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It's like the 100th episode
of Nik Of Crime,

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Look Who's Dying at Dinner.

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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Don't worry, I'm on it.

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Who stole the pie?

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Could it have been Nana,

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whose dessert feud with Flower
is legendary.

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Or Willow, who would rather
this night end now,

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so she can hang out
with her boyfriend?

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Maybe Jojo ate the pie?

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Blueberry pie is his favourite.

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But it's also Weaver's.

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Maybe it was Blurpee?

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She's the worst.
SHE SCOFFS

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Bottom line,
noone is leaving here

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until we find out which one of you
committed this... atrocity!

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The game is afoot!

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RO-FL: Dun-dun-dunn!

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Oh, yes. Dun-dun-dun, indeed.

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Jim, what's going on here?

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Oh, Greg-Verl-Todd is just being
a tad dramatic.

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Ah! Californians.

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I was really looking forward
to pie.

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I guess we can't always get
what we want.

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I put a lot of work into it.

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Oh, I'm sure you had to.

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We can have pie another time.
I'll go get some ice cream.

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INTRIGUING!
So quick to forget the pie.

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Could it be because...

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THUNDER

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THEY GASP
Jim stole the pie?!

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Me?! It's ludicrous!

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Why would I want to derail
such a lovely evening?

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Precisely, Jimberly. Precisely.

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OK, stop it.

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Come along, Botson,
we have some digging to do.

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RO-FL: Right you are!
I love ice cream.

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Hmm.

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I'll look in the garbage.

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That's exactly
what Nikola Holmes would do!

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Right you are! Foolish humans
always throwing clues away!

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Absolutely unacceptable!

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Ew, so sticky.
And what are those little bits?

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A-ha! Granulated white sugar.

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Yuck! Jim'll take care of this
later. You...!

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Oh! Oh...
SHE SIGHS

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You have ruined the evening!

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I'm surprised
that Jojo is still here!

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YOU ruined the evening, Flower,
by accusing me of a murder most pie!

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That doesn't make any sense!

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Pies don't just get up
and walk away.

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Thank you, it's gotta be here
somewhere.

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No!

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Anyway, I do have a pie at home
I baked earlier.

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Perhaps I could just go and get it.

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You baked a pie earlier
this morning?

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Ah-hmm.

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What flavour is it?

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Blueberry.

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Oh, of course.
I just love baking, don't you?

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Mm-hmm.

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This is delicious.

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You know what, Nana,
we don't have our pie,

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so why don't we go and get yours?

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I can make the trip by myself,
thank you.

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Oop, I'm sorry.
Not a problem.

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I have the reflexes of a bobcat.
Oh!

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Well, I'll be right back.
I'm going to my house to get a pie.

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Hey, all right!
Thanks, Nana Kirkland!

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Say, Jojo, how about a quick tour?

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You already gave me one.

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We'll find something new to look at,
come on!

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Do you wanna hang in the back yard?

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We could get a little fresh air,
watch the storm?

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Naw, I'm cool.

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Rejecting the opportunity to leave?

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Because you're too full?
Too full of...

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PIE?!

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I didn't take the pie!

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OK? And why would I be
eating ice cream...

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...if I'm full?
I'll ask the questions!

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Why would you be eating ice cream
if you're full?

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Beat it, Greg-Verl-Todd.

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OK? We've been sitting here
the whole time.

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She's right. Dr Botson!
Yes!

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I believe it's time to turn up
the heat.

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You know, Jojo, I can change
my own printer toner later.

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It is no problem at all!

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Eeet voila! Saved the day!
JIM CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

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So... thanks again for coming.
You can't have much time,

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what, with the search
for a new partner and all.

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I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.

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I truly believe...
FOOTSTEPS

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Ha! Come here, you!

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All right, Jojo, no more games!
What is the meaning of this?!

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Get him, Verl!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop!

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This is not the way we treat guests.

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You two are hiding something.
Where's the pie?!

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Why would I sabotage
a delicious dessert?

243
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Exactly, what are you
doing up here, then?

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You two eating the pie,
like a couple of Pie Brothers?

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RO-FL LAUGHS
Pie Brothers!

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They totally look like Pie Brothers.
They do, don't they?

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00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,959
Yes, yes!
Like two Pie Brothers!

248
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,999
OK, you have zero evidence
and you are grasping at straws.

249
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,959
HE HYPERVENTILATES
You leave Gerry out of this.

250
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,960
SCREAMING

251
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,999
Did you hear a scream?

252
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,159
It came from outside!

253
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,159
Uh! Pie!

254
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,159
Pie from the sky!

255
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,959
Nana, here!
THEY GROAN

256
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,319
There you go.
Oh.

257
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,959
Intriguing.

258
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh, pie!
Are you OK, Nana Kirkland?

259
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,799
I'm fine, but there's pie
all over the place

260
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,999
and now we don't have any dessert.

261
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,959
But we do have... a murderer!

262
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,959
DRAMATIC CHORD,
THUNDER

263
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959
OK, well, maybe a murderer
was the wrong thing.

264
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,319
Thief? Pie thief?

265
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,959
Just, "murderer" felt like it had
so much more heft to it.

266
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,959
What are you talking about?
I know who took the pie.

267
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960
To the drawing room!

268
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,959
HE SIGHS
The living room?

269
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,959
Oh!
Just, everyone get inside.

270
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960
If it rains on my cape,
it'll take forever to dry.

271
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,959
NANA MOANS
What did we miss?

272
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,959
Greg-Verl-Todd says
he knows who the pie thief is.

273
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,959
I thought he took it.
Didn't we already say he took it?

274
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,959
You wish this mystery could be
wrapped up with a nice, easy bow.

275
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,959
But like Nikola Holmes says,
"Crime is never gift-wrapped."

276
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,959
THUNDER RUMBLES

277
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,959
What's that thing
in your hand?

278
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,959
Is that a remote?
OVERLORD STUTTERS

279
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,959
THUNDER

280
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,959
That thunder was you
the whole time?

281
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,959
It's an incredible way
to emphasise a point.

282
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,639
I might try it in court.

283
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,159
Who took the pie?

284
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,959
Let me answer your question
with a much better question...

285
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,959
Which pie are you referring to?
Mine!

286
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,959
Nana's is all over her.

287
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,959
When I asked which pie,
what I meant was...

288
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,960
which one of YOUR pies?
DRAMATIC VIOLIN

289
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,959
How did you know?

290
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,959
THUNDER

291
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,159
The moment earned it.
Allow me to explain.

292
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,959
I knew something was amiss
when I found dirty sugar

293
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,959
amongst the refuse.
Oh, come on!

294
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
She forgot to put sugar in the pie!

295
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,959
Flower needed a replacement pie, fast.

296
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:38,319
So she replaced her sour pie
with a store-bought one.

297
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,959
Mom, why?

298
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,959
Well, I didn't want a bad pie
ruining the night. I wanted...

299
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,959
She wanted to show up Nana Kirkland!
Their feud is legendary.

300
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,959
Like the Kraxxians of Vector Nine
and Jeffrey Goldblum!

301
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,959
FLOWER LAUGHS MOCKINGLY
What feud?

302
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,799
Oh, cut the act, Flower.

303
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,959
THUNDER

304
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,959
I can't not use it!

305
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,959
I know you're jealous
of my desserts,

306
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959
because you keep trying to make me
not to bring them over.

307
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,999
That is because you keep bringing
the same desserts as I make!

308
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,959
People eat yours
and then mine goes untouched!

309
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Why do you do it?!
Well, maybe if you actually

310
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
put all of your ingredients in...

311
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,959
RO-FL: Meowww!

312
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,959
Catty, indeed. Imagine if Nana knew
that Flower's awful pie...

313
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,959
is what knocked her off her feet!

314
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Thunder!

315
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,160
I tasted the pie that hit you...

316
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,959
...and it straight garbage.

317
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,959
You threw your pie at me?

318
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,959
Hey, lady!
Put your earrings back in.

319
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,959
I left my pie in the kitchen.

320
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,959
Would anyone like some more punch?

321
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,959
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

322
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,319
Ah... Ah... It's missing.

323
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,959
Mom! YOU did it!
No, no...

324
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,959
Oh, Willow. So young and so wrong.

325
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,479
It was...

326
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,479
TENSE SCORE

327
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,959
Weaver and Bleepums!

328
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,959
You can't prove that!

329
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,959
It was us!
We threw the pie out of my window!

330
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
I'm an awful person!

331
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,959
Weaver found the other pie
and thought it was his lucky day.

332
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,319
Oh, my lucky day!

333
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,959
Weaver was all like,
"Yum, yum! Blueberry pie!"

334
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,959
But Bag-Bag wouldn't have
anything to do with it.

335
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,959
"No pie for you!

336
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,959
"You didn't invite me!

337
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,959
"Also, I'm a disgustingly adorable
ham-child."

338
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,959
What?! I'm paraphrasing.

339
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
NANA SCREAMS

340
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,959
That's not...

341
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Weaver, if you don't want
a watered down version of the story,

342
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,960
I suggest you don't throw fuel
on my fire story.

343
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,959
I'm not mad you didn't invite me.

344
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,959
I'm mad about the science project.

345
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,959
I asked Overlord
if you could borrow his water fire,

346
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,959
but he said it would be
too dangerous.

347
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960
Yeah, then why did he give it
to you?!

348
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,959
I had a feeling this was the reason
you were avoiding me!

349
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,639
You're smart! You can make
your own science project!

350
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,959
I NEED this!

351
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960
You don't deserve pie!

352
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,959
SHE GASPS

353
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,639
SPLAT,
NANA SCREAMS

354
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,960
Water... Fire... Get it?

355
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,479
Yeah, it happened,
exactly like he said.

356
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,959
We're sorry, Nana Kirkland.
Hold on.

357
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,959
If that was Flower's pie,
what happened to the store one?

358
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,959
Asked the spider to the fly.

359
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,959
Reveal.

360
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,959
Dang it!

361
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,959
I noticed a speck of blue on it.

362
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,480
You knew that pie was sour,
didn't you?!

363
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,959
You tried to get rid of it,
but Nana intervened.

364
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,959
Flower wants this on the table,
I will take it off your hands.

365
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,959
Nana was the last to see
the store-bought pie,

366
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,959
but clearly, it did not
end up on the table, did it?

367
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,959
So where, oh, where, did it go?

368
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,959
You know, don't you?

369
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,959
Indeed. But first...

370
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,639
Nana was lying about something else.

371
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,640
Or, more specifically,
SOMEONE else.

372
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,799
Jojo Renault!

373
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,959
Ooh, well-spotted!
This IS a fun party.

374
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,999
You acted like
you just met each other today,

375
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,959
but I overheard you when
I was upstairs, changing my cape.

376
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,959
THUNDER

377
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,319
OK, we're done.

378
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,959
All right! He was my...

379
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,639
This party is for me.

380
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,959
Really?
Well, well maybe they don't know

381
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,959
what an awful cribbage partner
you are.

382
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,959
It's just a card game!

383
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,959
Still sore I left?
Ah!

384
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,959
I have a wonderful new partner,
Greg-Verl-Todd-Greg...

385
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,959
Flower's cousin!
The Californian? Mm-hm.

386
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,959
He couldn't run two pegs
if his life depended on it.

387
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,959
You stole the pie to hurt Jojo
and Flower!

388
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,319
Total win-win.

389
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,959
And you did it all
with the help of old...

390
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,959
Soggy Bottom!

391
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,959
And, you lost me.

392
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,479
If Jojo and his pristine suit
sat on the pie,

393
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,959
Nana's master class in revenge
would be complete.

394
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,959
Nana never expected
what happened next to happen next.

395
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,959
Willow surreptitiously
switched nametags,

396
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,799
so that she could be
beside her boring boyfriend.

397
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,959
River?

398
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960
No!

399
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,959
DRAMATIC MUSIC

400
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,959
GASPS

401
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,959
The Soggy Bottom!
SCANDALISED GASPS

402
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Oh, I am so sorry, young man.

403
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,959
That was meant for Jojo
and his suit made of dove fur!

404
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,959
This is French "polyester-rr".

405
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,959
Well, there you have it,
"In The Nik Of Time."

406
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,639
Everybody go home, show is over.
Hold on.

407
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,959
Where's the third pie?
The one Nana brought.

408
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,959
I have a feeling...

409
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,959
No, no, no, no! There's no
other pie! Nanna didn't have a pie.

410
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959
She's an old lady
who forgets things!

411
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,959
I'll show you who's old!

412
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,479
Ha-ha!
Look what I found in the bushes.

413
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,639
THUNDER

414
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,959
Ha! That IS fun.

415
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:16,799
The filling is completely missing.
I purport...

416
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,959
Overlord found the pie

417
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,959
and sucked the filling out
like a baby hummingbird!

418
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,159
Do you know how much work it is
to be a detective?

419
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,959
I was hungry!

420
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959
And I think we can all agree
that I earned it,

421
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,799
since I got every single one of you
and your webbery of deceit.

422
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,960
Well, I will admit that
you did supply an eventful evening.

423
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,959
And maybe it is time
for us to actually have dessert.

424
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,960
Indeed! There was talk of ice cream?
Oh, yes! This way, sir!

425
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,959
Nana.
Jo...

426
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,959
JIM SQUEALS

427
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,799
Jojo, you like sprinkles?

428
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,959
Nana, I AM sorry for what I said.
You know I love you.

429
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,959
And I just...

430
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,959
Well, I make the desserts
so that I can impress you.

431
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,959
And I just make my desserts
because yours aren't good!

432
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,959
Ha-ha! Hmm. OK... Mm.

433
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,959
I'm sorry I lied.
You should have the water fire.

434
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,959
I insist.
OK, thanks!

435
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,959
I'm sorry I didn't
say anything when I sat in pie.

436
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,999
I was crazy embarrassed.

437
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,639
Don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
My family is ridiculous.

438
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,959
How'd you know I kept the water fire
for myself?

439
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,959
Elementary, my dear, Weaver.

440
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
I read your text messages.

441
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,159
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
You know what I don't get?

442
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,999
Hmm?
What's in this for you?

443
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,960
There is one perk...

444
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,959
It's official.

445
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,959
Margaret Ng is the new partner
at work.

446
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
I didn't get it.
Oh, no!

447
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,959
Was it because of
that blueberry handprint?

448
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,959
No, it's more cos
I wouldn't take my hand off of him

449
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,479
for the rest of the night.
I need to complete a seminar

450
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,479
on personal space in the workplace.
Yeah.

451
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,959
Silence! It's on!

452
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,959
I sent in a script based
on the party and they made it!

453
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,959
I called it A Murder, Most Pie!

454
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,959
'The pie...'
Oh, this is it!

455
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,960
'..it's missing.'
DRAMATIC VIOLIN ON TV

456
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960
Here it comes!

457
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,159
"Written by Jija Abrams?!"

458
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,319
No! This is
a Greg-Verl-Todd Carbonbag joint!

459
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,999
Hollywood!
You haven't heard the last of...

460
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,160
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